Grand pa Pete and Johnny went fishing up in Northern Canada. things were pretty calm and they hadn't caught anything in long time. So Grand pa pulls out his pipe and fills er up with some weed and starts smoking it.
Johnny- Hey GranP, can I get a hit of that
Grand P- can you dick touch your ass?
Johnny- No
Grand P(with a big smile)- Too bad, can't have any
After about an hour Granpa pull out his bottle of Vodka
Johnny- Hey GranP, can I get a hit of that
Grand P- can you dick touch your ass?
Johnny- No
Grand P(with a big smile)- Too bad, can't have any
Now after about half an hour GrandP got the muchies going. Johnny being the kid he was brought along a big bar of Mars. So he pulls it out and starts eating. Then Grand P can't resist it, then goes
GrandP- Hey Johnny boy, give me a bite of that
Johny (with a big smile)- Can you dick touch your ass?
GrandP (with even bigger smile)- Actually it Can you smart Ass.
Johnny- Well then Go f*&^ yourself.
